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EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K!

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5K · 10K

May 31, 2026 · Anywhere, California, US

Annual tradition since 2026

California
Difficulty
Easygoing
Vibes
FunQuirky
Audience & Community
Cause DrivenSocial & FestiveBeginner Friendly
Perks & Swag
Swag included

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1/5 · Easygoing
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A virtual 5K/10K celebrating progress over pace with a quirky, relatable theme, supporting Stand Up To Cancer.

What to expect (AI-assisted text)

This virtual event perfectly captures the relatable struggle of getting back into running, emphasizing 'progress over pace' and 'laughter over limits.' It's designed for anyone who wants to show up, move their body, and maybe even run out of spite for their couch. The overall energy is supportive, humorous, and focused on personal accomplishment rather than competition, all while contributing to a great cause. Expect a friendly event atmosphere with supportive runners and volunteers. This event is ideal for new runners, those easing back into fitness, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh and wants to support a meaningful cause without the pressure of a traditional race. It's perfect for individuals seeking motivation and a tangible reward for their efforts, regardless of speed.

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  • virtual_race event type
  • EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING title
  • progress over pace and laughter over limits
  • complete it anytime and anywhere
  • custom high-quality shirt
  • cool finisher medal
  • donation to Stand Up To Cancer
  • no deadline

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NEW YEAR. STILL YOU. JUST SHOWING UP ANYWAY.

The EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K perfectly captures that magical moment when the calendar resets, but your muscles absolutely do not. Whether you’re easing back into movement, shaking off last year, or running purely out of spite for your couch, this run celebrates progress over pace and laughter over limits. 

Sign up for the EVERYTHING HURTS AND I'M DYING 5K/10K, complete it anytime and anywhere, and help give back to a great cause! Every entry gets you a custom high-quality shirt that is sure to be your new favorite, a cool finisher medal, along with a donation to Stand Up To Cancer in order to help SU2C get one step closer to its mission of making everyone diagnosed with cancer a survivor! 

 

TO JOIN: 

  • Register for the EVERYTHING HURTS & I'M DYING 5K/10K before May 31, 2026.
  • Complete a 5K (3.1 miles) or 10K (6.2 miles) at your convenience any time anywhere (no deadline)!
  • Celebrate your accomplishment by sharing on social media! #EverythingHurtsAndImDying #IRun4Movement

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